Embrace the seasonal chill with a clever sense of humor in our Cold Turkey Graphic Unisex Hoodie. Printed directly on the back with crisp, high-definition DTG technology, this playful sweatshirt features a charming illustration of a turkey wrapped snugly in a cozy blue knit scarf next to the vibrant text “COLD TURKEY.” Whether you’re making a punny statement about Thanksgiving dinner, quitting bad habits cold turkey, or simply staying warm through the fall and winter, this hoodie is a hilarious and stylish addition to your wardrobe.
Crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend, this heavy-blend hoodie offers unbeatable warmth, durability, and day-long comfort. The tubular knit construction is designed without side seams, creating a clean silhouette while reducing fabric waste. Equipped with a roomy double-lined hood, color-matched drawstrings, and a convenient kangaroo pouch pocket, this classic-fit hoodie is designed for everyday wear. Printed and shipped directly from the USA, it brings reliable print quality and effortless comfort to your cool-weather lineup.
Why You’ll Love It
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Humorous Back Print: Features a clever “Cold Turkey” visual pun and colorful graphic printed prominently on the back.
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Cozy Mid-Weight Fabric: Made with a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that offers plush warmth without feeling overly bulky.
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Seamless & Waste-Reducing Fit: Knit in a continuous tube without side seams for a smooth silhouette and comfortable drape.
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Everyday Comfort Features: Includes a spacious, double-lined hood with a matching drawcord and a classic kangaroo pocket to warm your hands or hold essentials.
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USA Quality: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing provides long-lasting, crisp detail that holds up wash after wash.
Perfect For
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Thanksgiving & Autumn Gatherings: A fun, casual outfit choice for holiday dinners, Friendsgiving parties, and chilly fall events.
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Humorous & Punny Gifts: A great gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates funny Thanksgiving apparel and clever puns.
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Everyday Casual Wear: Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or casual slacks for lounging, running errands, or outdoor autumn walks.
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Cool Weather Comfort: Ideal for layering during crisp fall mornings and cold winter days.
Product Features
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Material: 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and long-lasting durability.
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Design: Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette.
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Hood: Double-lined, roomy drawstring hood with color-matched drawstring cord.
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Pocket & Fit: Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic unisex fit for versatile everyday comfort.
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Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing located on the back of the hoodie.
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Fulfillment: Printed in the USA and shipped in the USA.
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Available Colors: White, Ash, Sand, Sport Grey, Gold, Military Green, Light Blue, Light Pink, Carolina Blue.
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
Care Instructions
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Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle.
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Tumble Dry: Medium heat setting.
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Iron, Steam or Dry: Low heat (avoid ironing directly over the printed design).
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Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
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Dryclean: Do not dry clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |



















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