Bring the holiday giggles to your next family feast with our Cold Turkey Funny Long-Sleeve Tee! Featuring a literal interpretation of the famous phrase, this shirt showcases a charming turkey bundled up in a cozy knit scarf alongside the playful text “Cold Turkey.” It’s equal parts hilarious, festive, and cute!
Made from medium-weight, eco-conscious 100% cotton, this shirt delivers classic structure and long-lasting warmth for autumn and winter weather. The seamless tubular construction eliminates side seams for a smooth, itch-free fit, while ribbed cuffs and reinforced shoulder taping ensure shape retention. Printed and shipped directly in the USA, this long-sleeve tee is guaranteed to make your Thanksgiving outfit an instant hit.
Why You’ll Love It
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Clever Pun Graphic: Features a cute turkey wrapped snugly in a warm blue scarf with “Cold Turkey” written in whimsical lettering.
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Eco-Friendly Vintage Comfort: Crafted with environmentally-friendly, thicker cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) that offers a soft, cozy, and substantial feel.
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Seamless Construction: Made with a tubular knit body (no side seams) to reduce fabric waste and provide a smooth, comfortable drape.
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Built to Last: Designed with a durable ribbed knit collar and shoulder-to-shoulder tape to ensure it keeps its shape season after season.
Perfect For
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Thanksgiving & Holiday Gatherings: The ultimate conversational piece for Thanksgiving dinner, autumn family reunions, or Friendsgiving celebrations.
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Pun Lovers & Humorous Style: A fantastic choice for anyone who loves wordplay, funny seasonal outfits, or lighthearted graphic tees.
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Cozy Autumn Layering: Ideal for chilly fall days, pumpkin patch visits, or lounging around on holiday weekends.
Product Features
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Material: 100% Environmentally-friendly thicker cotton (6.0 oz/yd²)
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Fit: Classic fit with sewn-in label (Note: Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up)
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Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette
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Durability: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
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Origin: Printed and shipped in the USA
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Available Colors: White, Black, Red, Sport Grey, Gold, Maroon, Safety Green, Irish Green, Light Blue, Royal, Navy, Light Pink
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Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Sizing Tip: This classic-fit tee runs slightly smaller than usual. For a more relaxed, feast-friendly fit, consider sizing up!
Care Instructions
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Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
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Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble Dry: Medium heat
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Iron: Do not iron directly on the printed design
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Dry Clean: Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |














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