Who needs worms when you can have waffles and mimosas? Our Brunch Early Bird Funny Unisex Long Sleeve Tee brings the ultimate laid-back vibes to your wardrobe! Featuring a hilarious graphic of a cool green bird kicking back on a beach lounge chair under a bright sun, this shirt speaks directly to anyone who believes mornings are best spent sleeping in.
Crafted from medium-weight, eco-friendly 100% cotton, this shirt offers a premium vintage texture with durable structure. The tubular knit eliminates side seams for a sleek look and itch-free comfort, while the ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape ensure long-lasting durability. Proudly printed and shipped in the USA, this long-sleeve graphic tee is your new favorite go-to for casual comfort.
Why You’ll Love It
Humorous & Relatable: Features a cool bird lounging on a beach chair with sunglasses and a cocktail, alongside the cheeky quote: “THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT I PREFER BRUNCH!”
Eco-Conscious Comfort: Made from environmentally-friendly, thicker cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) providing a soft, cozy, and vintage-like feel.
Seamless Silhouette: Knit in a continuous tube with no side seams to reduce fabric waste and provide a smoother, non-irritating fit.
Durable Construction: Built to maintain its shape with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a ribbed knit collar that resists stretching.
Perfect For
Brunch Enthusiasts & Late Risers: The ultimate outfit choice for weekend mimosas, breakfast dates, and relaxed mornings.
Funny Gift : Makes an incredible gift for friends, family, or co-workers who prefer sleep and brunch over early mornings.
Casual Beach & Everyday Wear: Great for tropical vacations, summer layerings, or casual weekend hangouts.
Product Features
Material: 100% Environmentally-friendly thicker cotton (6.0 oz/yd²)
Fit: Classic fit with sewn-in label (Note: Runs smaller than usual; consider sizing up)
Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette
Durability: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape retain shape over time
Origin: Printed and shipped in the USA
Available Colors: White, Ash, Black, Sport Grey, Maroon, Safety Green, Irish Green, Light Blue, Royal, Navy, Light Pink
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Care Instructions
Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble Dry: Medium heat
Iron: Do not iron directly over the printed graphic
Dry Clean: Do not dry clean
Sizing Tip: This classic-fit tee runs slightly smaller than usual. We recommend sizing up for a relaxed or oversized brunch-ready fit!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |














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